Okay I am just going to post some random thoughts here as I have a serious sinus headache thing going. Not sure where that came from but I sure as heck have one! Many of these will be in question form and one day I will delve deeper a la Jacques Cousteau and come up with a blog about some of the tidbits I am about to type about.
Q: What is with the current or recent mayors of Toronto, Montreal and Laval?
A: A drunk and crackhead and two guys out of the Sopranos cast shaking down contractors. I think they missed the civic lesson from JFK's famous inaugural address from 1961.
Q: Why is Danny Espinosa (current 2nd baseman of my Nats) still in the majors? He has a .177 BA, .208 OBP and is striking out every 4th at bat and has 10Ks for every walk.
A: There is no rhyme or reason why he is on the roster. Kind of like SC voters on the coast voting a liar and adulterer as a conservative representative of the House.
Q: Why does low on a gas stove top range really mean you are pretty much cooking at medium heat?
A: Is it a conspiracy from the natural gas companies to use more gas? I know an answer in form of a question.
Q: Are any Canadian hockey fans still watching the playoff games if they aren't fans of the Ottawa Senators?
A: Not anytime soon is the response from my purely anecdotal survey of Canadian ex-pats in the South.
Q: What is with SC drivers texting while driving without seatbelts on local interstates?
A: Perhaps the family gene pool is rather shallow and they think accidents won't happen to them despite all of the stats (i.e. facts) that back up their argument to the contrary.
Q. Why does HuffPost think I care about what the Kardashians are up to be it in their clothing choices, their latest 2 week bedroom fling or whether or not they have more nip slip incidents or panty lines in their clothing choices?
A: Purely rhetorical question. There is no answer!
Q: Who is Kendrick Lamar and Kid Ink and why are they playing at the Charter Amphitheatre on June 21st?
A. See answer to previous question.
Q: $8 for a large beer at the Bi-Lo Center or Charter Amphitheatre? Yuengling is bottled in Florida and it is not considered a domestic beer in Florida? Swill like Budweiser, Miller, Coors, etc. etc.?
A: To paraphrase Spock: "Your logic was impeccable, Marc. We are in grave danger!"
Okay I need to get outside and get rid of more weeds. While I have grass growing where it never grew before I still have an inordinate amount of weeds flaring up.
Peace out from the Bald Guy!
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